FUCK YEAH CARTMAN! 

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Cartman vs. Gnome

Dec 30th

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Chief Runs With Premise: I am afraid minors cannot go onto the casino floor.

Cartman: I'm not a miner, dumbass! Do you see a shovel in my hand?!

Dec 30th

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IS THIS SOME KIND OF JEWISH TRADITION?!

Dec 20th

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Stan: Hey come on guys. We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas.

Cartman: Yeah. We'll see you later, Kyle. Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents.

Kyle: No, but I get Channukah presents for eight days.

Cartman: Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame like that.

Dec 19th

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Make It Right

Dec 4th