January 2010
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Tom Hanks can’t act his way out of a nutsack!
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Kyle: How much money do we have left Cartman?
Cartman: Ahh three dollars.
Kyle: What? You said we had plenty of money, Cartman!
Cartman: Yeah but I didn't take into account the fact that I suck at math.
Kyle: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye.
FYI
I enabled questions on here. So if there is anything about Cartman you need to know, feel free to ask me.
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Cartman in the rainforest.
“YOU MYAH, ME NYAH!”