January 2011
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Watch“Sometimes when things seem their darkest, you just need to try and stay HIV positive but if you wanna be so HIV negative all the time..”
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Cartman: What's to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around, stick it inside her and pee.
Kyle: Stick it inside her and pee?
Cartman: Well if you don't wanna get her pregnant you pull it out and pee on her leg.
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Cartman: Clyde, Clyde! If you had a chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he was awesome, but you would, right?
Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.
Cartman: When Hitler rose to power there were a lot of people who just stopped playing. You know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?
Clyde: No.
Cartman: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?
Clyde: Alright, alright. I'll do it.
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“You can’t just give up on the world…of warcraft.”
Anonymous asked: Tell me a story!!
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Cartman: What the hell is this? Skinless chicken? BOILED vegetables and salad?!?! This is just like Auschwitz!
Dog Whisperer: (Talking to Liane Cartman) This is more aggressive dominant behavior, don't nurture it
Cartman: Oh my god… BITE SIZE SNICKERS?! That's it! I'm calling Child Protective Services!
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Cartman: Craig, dude, I ran away from home. You're the first person I came to. I knew you'd take me in off the streets.
Craig: But I hate you.
Cartman: Should that really matter at a time like this
Anonymous asked: Do you still sing to Come Sail Away?
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WatchGolden Shit
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Cartman: So… you don't like Family Guy either, huh?
Bart: I hate Family Guy.
Cartman: So what's your plan? You're gonna ask the president of the network nicely to take it off the air?
Bart: Not nicely.
Cartman: Look, kid, if you hate a TV show, all you have to do is get an episode pulled. Pretty soon the show is compromised and it goes off the air.
Bart: Cool, man.
Cartman: Yes. So my plan is to use this whole Muhammad thing as a way to scare the network into pulling tonight's show. I'm going to use fear to get them to do what I want.
Bart: Isn't that like, terrorism?
Cartman: …No, it isn't like terrorism. It is terrorism!
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Cartman: What, you guys think that's okay?! Do you care at all about people's feelings!?
Kyle: Since when you care about being sensitive to people's religion, Cartman?
Stan: Yeah, you rip on people's religion all the time!
Cartman: That's different. I'm just a little boy. That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would you feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on television that made fun of Jews all the time? Huh!?
Kyle: Uhh…
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Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!
Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!
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