FUCK YEAH CARTMAN!

• Cartman: It's a picture of me, and um...what appears to be, a penis...in my mouth.
• Detective: You were sucking somebody's penis.
• Cartman: No! No, I was not! I was asleep and this person just put their penis in my mouth--without me knowing--and took the picture.
• Detective: I see.
• Cartman: Yes. Now, it may appear in the picture, that I'm actually looking at the camera lens and smiling--with the penis in my mouth--and giving a thumbs up. But I assure you, I was fast asleep.

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